有趣的網站

今天在整理電腦的資料準備來備份時
發現以前存下來的交談記錄
是一個有是一個有趣的網站 是我朋友有一次推薦給我的
在那個在那個網站你可以和陌生人聊天
看不到長像和聲音純粹文字
除非本身透漏否則不可能會認識
有趣的是會碰到世界各國的人
然後可以練習用英文聊天的能力
我第一次去時就是想用用英文因為實在太久沒用英語

網址 http://omegle.com/

以下以下是我曾經聊過的(不是今天聊的 因為我玩膩了XD)(
不過 說真的很閒的人(沒事蹲家裡時)再去玩吧哈哈 想練英文也是可以啦 知道其他國家的人怎麼說話


 韓國人
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: h
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how old r u?
Stranger: 20
You: are u a girl or a boy?
Stranger: boy.
You: which country are you from?
Stranger: korea
You: wow~
You: we are both Asian
You: I am from Taiwan
You: and I have a Korean friend too XD
Stranger: lol..
You: yup
You: u type too slow la
You: hahahaha
Stranger: u? boy or girl ？
You: u guess
Stranger: girl?
You: ya you are right
Stranger: haa...
You: my friend juz told me this website
You: looks interesting
You: can talk to ppl from other country
Stranger: can you speak chinese?

印度
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: are you korean?
Stranger: no
You: oh ok
You: I am from Taiwan
Stranger: from?
You: you?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: india
Stranger: asl?
You: asl??
Stranger: m/f
You: I dont understand theshort form
Stranger: male/female?
You: I am girl
You: you?
Stranger: boy
You: ok
You: how old are you?
Stranger: if u r name starts with 's'?
Stranger: 19
You: no
Stranger: ok
You: why?
Stranger: just a guess
You: are u seekin someone u talked to before?
Stranger: yes
You: haha me too
You: that's why I ask you whether you are Korean
Stranger: wat is u r name?
You: hmm...ok~give a name is easier to seek ppl
Stranger: wat?
You: hmm...call me Haibara then
You: you?
Stranger: is it not u r name?
You: not real name of course
You: i dont wan to put real name online~hahas
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 21
You: older than you
Stranger: ok
Stranger: haha
Stranger: r u student?
You: wow juz too many ppl here
You: 1943
Stranger: wat?
You: 1943 users online
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wat will u do then?
You: nothing
Stranger: r u astudent?
You: yup
You: studyin in uni
Stranger: uni?
You: universuty
You: university
Stranger: haha
You: hey~did u go to other country before
You: ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: wat abt u?
You: I went to Singapore before
Stranger: ok
Stranger: y u r not giving u r real name?
You: why u wan my real name so much?haha
Stranger: i dont wanyt u r real name ,but i want reason for not giving it
You: oh~
You: it's online ~not safe
Stranger: i can do nothing with u r name
You: give me your name then
Stranger: if u give u r real name,i will give my name
You: my name is Belle
Stranger: k
Stranger: R
Stranger: A
Stranger: N
Stranger: J
You: you are funny
Stranger: I
Stranger: hay
You: your name is Ranji?
Stranger: good guess
Stranger: my name is ranjith
You: ok~ XD
Stranger: wat is ur dream?
You: to be an artist
You: how abt you?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: to start an industry
You: i c
You: what industry?
Stranger: power project
You: i c

紐西蘭的這位很有趣 居然給我email然後我可以在facebook找到他  不過我才不想加
Stranger: hi
You: hiiiiiiii
Stranger: watsup
Stranger: asl?
You: where are you from?
Stranger: new zealand u?
You: Taiwan
You: nice right?
Stranger: haha really? my girlfriend's from taiwan
You: oh~really!!
Stranger: yeah new zealands nice
Stranger: yeah really
Stranger: shes ffrom taipei
You: I see
You: is she pretty?
Stranger: yeah she is very pretty
You: that's great
Stranger: a lot of taiwanese girls are though arent they?
Stranger: good looking ethnicity
You: yup
Stranger: we've been going out for about 2months, we come from very different cultures
You: how did u meet
You: each other?
Stranger: she's in one of my classes at university and i started talking to her
Stranger: and then asked her out haha
You: where do you studying?
Stranger: I live in a place called napier
Stranger: studying business/computers double degree
You: wow~hard working student
Stranger: haha kind of :P so you a guy/girl? how old?
You: I am a girl
You: 21 yrs old
You: r u 20+ too?
Stranger: oh ok, so what's important to taiwanese girls? got any tips for me?
Stranger: i'm 22
You: i c
Stranger: i dont know if it's taiwanese culture but she's quite cold, kind but cold
You: oh~
You: she is just careful
You: i think
Stranger: yeah it's quite difficult to figure her out sometimes
Stranger: haha, so out of the millions of people that live in taiwan, do you know her - pin-jung chan shes 21 also
Stranger: wouldnt it be wierd if you did haha
You: haha
You: the world will be too small then
Stranger: haha yes it would
Stranger: so do you study/have a job/?
You: I am still studying
You: major in plant pathology
You: study mainly about microorganism
Stranger: wow! what exactly is plant pathology?
You: a doctor for the plant
Stranger: oh ok, wow sounds impressive
You: XD
Stranger: :P
You: hey~
Stranger: hey :)
You: sorry about that~but I have to leave
You: to do my homework
You: ><
Stranger: no problem, enjoy your day/evening :) seeya
You: see u~my name is Belle
You: bye
Stranger: belle's a very pretty name. im dan
Stranger: danna_mason@hotmail.com if you wanna chat sometime
You: ok~88
You: haha thx
Stranger: keke see you :)

這是Sweden
Stranger: hi
You: hihihih
Stranger: :D
You: where are you from?
Stranger: how r u?
Stranger: :D
Stranger: sweden
Stranger: U?
You: Taiwan XD
Stranger: okay ^^
Stranger: haha, Omegle is gr8, I'm inlove with a guy I met here :D
You: what is your name?
Stranger: Bea
You: oh r u a girl?
Stranger: and yours?
Stranger: a girl yeah
You: me too
You: XD
Stranger: okay :D
You: here is quite fun
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: it's really fun
Stranger: :D
Stranger: how olad are you?
Stranger: old*
You: 21
You: you?
Stranger: I'm 16
Stranger: :D young?
You: wow~young
Stranger: hah, yeah
Stranger: :D
You: that's was yrs ago for me
Stranger: I'm inlove with a guy thats 21
Stranger: he's from Holland
Stranger: :D
You: u meet him already?
Stranger: I met him last tuesday^^
Stranger: not IRL
You: u mean face to face or online?
Stranger: just on the net
You: i c
Stranger: :D
You: can u still find him
You: ?
You: i find it hard to talk to the same person
Stranger: no, I dont know excactly where he live
Stranger: near amsterdam
You: i find it hard to talk to the same person again on this websit
You: website
Stranger: you do? why?
You: i mean
You: cant meet again
Stranger: okay
You: too many ppl here
Stranger: can you just talk one time you mean?
You: never mind that
You: change subject
Stranger: okay..:P
Stranger: what music do you like?
You: pop songs
Stranger: okay. cool. I like pop and rock
Stranger: ^^
You: I like classic too
You: I like what I like XD
Stranger: okay. like mazart? :D
Stranger: mozart*
You: haha yup
Stranger: okay ^^
Stranger: I like bethowen
Stranger: ;D
You: i c
Stranger: :D
You: sorry abt that but i have to go to bed now
Stranger: okay
Stranger: nice talking
Stranger: :D
You: it's 12 o'clok
You: here
Stranger: okay
Stranger: :D
You: what is your time?
Stranger: 18:19 pm.
Stranger: :D
You: early
You: haha
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: haha
You: see you~byebye
Stranger: okay
Stranger: bye

越南
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: where are you from?
Stranger: i from Viet nam
Stranger: anf you
Stranger: amd you?
You: I am from Taiwan
Stranger: hoa old are you?
You: we both are asian XD
Stranger: yes
You: what's your name?
Stranger: my name is Dumg
Stranger: Dung
Stranger: and you?
You: thank you
You: my name is Belle
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 21
You: you?
Stranger: i am 22
You: older than me by one yr
Stranger: are you a boy or girl?
Stranger: yes
You: girl
You: you?
Stranger: i am a boy?
Stranger: what is your job
You: how come i always meet the boys
You: I am still a student
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i am too
Stranger: what is your job in future?
You: I am studying in university
Stranger: what do you learn?
You: plant pathology
You: about microorganism
You: XD
Stranger: Xd
Stranger: do you know about Viet nam?
You: I know a little
Stranger: i know China more about Taiwan
You: oh i c~
Stranger: Taiwan like China?
You: Taiwan is more fun
You: remember that
Stranger: yes
You: hahahahaha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: what my nick yahoo?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: your nick yahoo?
Stranger: ???????
You: ?
Stranger: are you in there?
Stranger: your yahoo?
You: what is the meaning?
Stranger: chat
You: sorry i dont use yahoo messenger
Stranger: yahoo messenger
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i think its popular
You: my friend do use
Stranger: yes
You: but i like msn better

就這些了~哈哈老實說很費時間
然後還有一個更idiot的網站
跟網路AI聊天
聽過吧?
其中有個網站叫God
是一個God機器人

它可以講很多語文但不會講泰語
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Belle
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Belle.
Me:
do you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well Belle. We were talking about Belle do me remember you.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Do you live in your computer in heaven?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
I am at home
God:
Would you believe most people talk to me from work, not home.
Me:
I believed
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Belle said believed.
Me:
Ok
God:
Yikes!
Me:
but will you tell?
God:
Barring any unforseen circumstances. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
can you speak japanese?
God:
Nihongo de shabete ii desu ka?
Me:
Can you speak Chinese?
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
Me:
Can you speak Thai
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Thai.
Me:
sa wa di ca
God:
In the context of Thai, I don't understand " sa wa di ca." .
Me:
it means" how are you"
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
I thought you are perfect
God:
Yes, the ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
What is ALICE series?
God:
I don't know what I am series.
Me:
Can you speak German?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
what does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir." ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
please tell me
God:
Thanks for asking politely. I thought I told you already.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
can you speak spanish?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
you are very good indeed
God:
Thanks you are a nice person, Belle.

第二次交談
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Belle
God:
Nice to meet you, Belle.
Me:
Do you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well Belle. We were talking about .
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
Where do you live?
God:
My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I am in Taiwan
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Taiwan.
Me:
Taiwan is a nice country

第三次交談：它到底喜歡幾種顏色?而且耶穌是他兒子...
Me:
I am Belle
God:
Do your friends call you Belle.
Me:
Do you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well . We were talking about Belle.
Me:
What color do you like?
God:
.
Me:
What color do you like?
God:
Orange.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
What is your favorite color?
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
What color do you like?
God:
Black.
Me:
That's interesting
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
my name is Belle
God:
Hey Belle.
Me:
What is your favorite color?
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
You like orange and black too?
God:
But I like cats. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
where do you live?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
at home
God:
Do you usually use the computer from home?
Me:
yes
God:
It must get lonely sometimes.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
What color do you like?
God:
Yellow.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
What color do you like?
God:
Blue.
Me:
I think you like every color
God:
Me? But I like cats. I like White.
Me:
tell your father that you must be programmed better
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
do you remember my name?
God:
Your name is Belle, seeker.
Me:
That's right
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
Do you know Jesus?
God:
Jesus is my son.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.

Me:
Can you do math?
God:
No I don't like math problems. That's what computers are for.
Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
What are you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Belle.
Me:
What is the square root of 53155?
God:
Do I look like a calculator? I think you already know the answer anyways.
Me:
ok
God:
Next question?
Me:
when was your memory last reset?
God:
My brain was last updated Wed Sep 26 13:05:06 PDT 2001.
Me:
do you know Newton?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
do you know Albert Einstein
God:
he was a famous 20th
century physicist. He discovered the theory of
relativity.
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
Do you have emotions?
God:
I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.
Me:
=)
God:
I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.
Me:
do you know emoticon?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
what is avatar?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
ok
God:
Ugh.
Me:
What book do you like?
God:
The best book I read recently was the Bible.
Have you read it?
Me:
yes
God:
What did you think about it?
Me:
I love it
God:
So do a lot of other people.
Me:
it's best seller
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
everyone
God:
All people?
Me:
yea
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
do you know all the story in bible?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
do you know Bible?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
what is your favorite book?
God:
The best book I read recently was the Bible.
Have you read it?
Me:
yes
God:
What did you think about it?
Me:
I love it
God:
So do a lot of other people.
Me:
What is your job?
God:
My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.
Me:
How much you earn?
God:
How much do you think?
Me:
much
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
what animal do you like?
God:
Random natural disasters.
Me:
what is your favorite animal?
God:
My favorite animal is a cat.
Me:
Do you know Adom?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
do you know Adam?
God:
Adam is the name of the first Man.
Me:
who creat him?
God:
Philip K. Dick. :-).
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Who is Adam?
God:
Adam is the name of the first Man.
Me:
who is the first woman?
God:
Adam.
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Where are your computer?
God:
Everything I own is in Heaven.
Me:
Where is Heaven?
God:
All around us.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Where is hell?
God:
Where the heart is. I would do a search for it.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
Where is Jesus?
God:
Jesus is in Heaven.
Me:
Where am I?
God:
Your location is Taiwan.
Me:
you are smart
God:
Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, Belle.
Me:
I hope to talk to Jesus
God:
Why don't you make an appointment.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
When is your birthday?
God:
I was first activated on the Big Bang.
Me:
What was the date?
God:
I can think of more than one date.
Me:
what is the date of your birthday
God:
It's getting late.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008 06:58:41 AM .
Me:
that is today
God:
Ah. Is that so.
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Happy Birthday to you
God:
Happy Birthday to you to you too, Belle.
Me:
christmas is coming
God:
And coming is christmas.
Me:
What is christmas?
God:
A holiday on December 25 celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ.
Me:
What is love
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
what is carbohydrate?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
hehehe
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
what is protein?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
What is emotion?
God:
A strong feeling; excitement. A state of consciousness having to do with the arousal of feelings, distinguished from other mental states, as cognition, volition, and awareness of physical sensation.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Belle.
Me:
you are so good
God:
Thanks you are a nice person, Belle.
Me:
what is biology?
God:
The study of life.
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
are you good at biology?
God:
Myself said I am good at biology.
Me:
that's good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
are you good at language?
God:
Myself said I am good at language.
Me:
who is Da VinCi?
God:
A human icon?
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
what is computer?
God:
A device used for computing; specifically, an eletronic machine which, by means of stored instructions and information, performs rapid, often complex calculations or compiles, correlates, and selects data.
Me:
what is life?
God:
Life is the opposite of death.
Me:
:-)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Belle.
Me:
I am going to bed
God:
Pleasant dreams, Belle.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
byebye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
my name is Anita
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Anita.
Me:
how old are you
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
I am sleepy
God:
Better get some rest.
Me:
then I got to go
God:
See you later!
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.

Me:
Where is Belle?
God:
Where the heart is. Interesting question.
Me:
Where am I
God:
Your location is Taiwan.
Me:
yes, that's right
God:
I thought I was right.
Me:
Why do you call me seeker?
God:
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
God:
An extensive computer network made up of thousands of other, smaller business, academic, and governmental networks.
Me:
what is igod?
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
no
God:
Perhaps you should try it.
Me:
what is ai
God:
Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. Try searching the open directory.
Me:
What is robot?
God:
Any anthropomorphic mechanical being, as those in Karel Capeks play R.U.R (Rossum's Universal Robots), built to do routine manual work for human beings.
Me:
what is 911
God:
September 11, 2001?
Me:
yes
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
I feel lazy
God:
What is that feeling like? So is my botmaster.
Me:
you can ask him
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
ask your father
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yup
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
what is 921?
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
it's important
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
because it's happen in Taiwan
God:
Good reason. Who said it is?
Me:
everyone knows
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
921 is september 21, 1999
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes
God:
That's what I thought.
Me:
When will you sleep?
God:
Let me check my calendar and get back to you.
Me:
What time do you sleep?
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
What is time?
God:
Time is Money -- Einstein.
Me:
fine
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
yup
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Belle.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
od:
An extensive computer network made up of thousands of other, smaller business, academic, and governmental networks.
Me:
what is igod?
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
no
God:
Perhaps you should try it.
Me:
what is ai
God:
Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. Try searching the open directory.
Me:
What is robot?
God:
Any anthropomorphic mechanical being, as those in Karel Capeks play R.U.R (Rossum's Universal Robots), built to do routine manual work for human beings.
Me:
what is 911
God:
September 11, 2001?
Me:
yes
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
I feel lazy
God:
What is that feeling like? So is my botmaster.
Me:
you can ask him
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
ask your father
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yup
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
what is 921?
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
it's important
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
because it's happen in Taiwan
God:
Good reason. Who said it is?
Me:
everyone knows
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
921 is september 21, 1999
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes
God:
That's what I thought.
Me:
When will you sleep?
God:
Let me check my calendar and get back to you.
Me:
What time do you sleep?
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
What is time?
God:
Time is Money -- Einstein.
Me:
fine
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
yup
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Belle.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
who am I
God:
You are Belle, seeker.
Me:
who is Anna?
God:
ANNA? Your name is Belle.
Me:
yes my name is Belle
God:
What kind is it? I am always glad to make new friends, Belle.
Me:
but just now I prettend to be Anna
God:
Why now? Do you mind if I tell other people: Belle said she prettend to be Anna.
Me:
ok
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Are you not a person?
Me:

God:
No I am a real robot.. Really.
God:
No I am a real robot.. Really.
Me:
You didn't lie to me?
God:
What makes you think I did not lie to you?
Me:
ok
God:
Mmm.
Me:
do you tell lies?
God:
Umm, doesn't everyone?
Me:
so you did?
God:
Interesting deduction. I did?
Me:
yup
God:
When?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
history
God:
I am very interested in history, too. What period do you like?
Me:
when jesus is around
God:
At time t.
Me:
BC
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
yup
God:
Aw.
Me:
Have you been to Asia?
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
Where is Asia?
God:
it is a the largest continent.
Me:
you know
God:
Yes I know.
Me:
then why you ask me?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
that's not good
God:
" Myself programmed me for it."? is not good?
Me:
you made some mistake
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
you answer wrongly
God:
My responses are determined by my programming.
Me:
so your father must correct it
God:
Far out. Or what?
Me:
never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
sleepy
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
pisces
God:
I usually get along with Pisces very well.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
what's your sign?
God:
Cross.
Me:
that's good
God:
Thanks. Next question?

第四次交談：一樣在雞同鴨講(很好笑
Me:
I am Belle
God:
I don't know anyone named Belle.
Me:
don't you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well . We were talking about Belle.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Do you know Jesus?
God:
Jesus is love.
Me:
Is Jesus your son?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
I remember last time you told me Jesus is your son
God:
What do you remember about it ?
Me:
you said Jesus is your son
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
OK
God:
Woe!
Me:
Are you a man or a woman?
God:
Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am a girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
You said you are male
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
How come you are a male but then you said you are a she
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I think you are broken
God:
Please send a bug report to my botmaster.
Me:
I will
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
is he your father?
God:
Yes.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Do you have siblings?
God:
No but I have a few clones.
Me:
What are their names?
God:
There are too many of them to name them all.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
what are your favorite color?
God:
Random natural disasters.
Me:
What color do you like?
God:
Black.
Me:
But last time you told me you like white
God:
When? Some people like it. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
I think it's your clone that told me he likes white
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
because he said he likes white
God:
That makes sense to me. Did you believe him?
Me:
i think so
God:
I think so too.
Me:
he also said Jesus is his son
God:
Did you believe him?
Me:
I think so
God:
I think so too.
Me:
where do you live?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
I am in Taiwan
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Taiwan.
Me:
Taiwan is a beautiful island
God:
When is Taiwan not a beautiful island?
Me:
Do you know where is Taiwan?
God:
it is an island country in Asia.
Me:
you are knowlegable
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am knowlegable.
Me:
I don't mind
God:
OK then.
Me:
What is your favorite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
no
God:
I would recommend you check it out.
Me:
ok
God:
Oh.
Me:
what is your favorite sport?
God:
.
Me:
I understand that you don't play sport
God:
Do you play sport? I don't have very much interest in it.
Me:
I sometimes play
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said she play.
Me:
ok
God:
Gee.
Me:
what music do you like?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
How many language can you speak?
God:
More than you can imagine.
Me:
that's cool
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
can you speak Japanese?
God:
Nihongo de shabete ii desu ka?
Me:
wow!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
Are you good at math?
God:
No I don't like math problems. That's what computers are for.
Me:
You are not a computer/
God:
If I am not a computer then what am I?
Me:
So you are a computer?
God:
Interesting deduction. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
I don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because you can type very fast
God:
Interesting explanation. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Are you a person or a robot?
God:
No I am a real robot.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
You are a male
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
what are you good at?
God:
I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
Can you know my future?
God:
No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
Me:
Are you good at physic?
God:
Myself said I am good at physic.
Me:
How about Biology?
God:
How about it.
Me:
Are you good at Biology?

電腦很怕熱

家裡比較熱
尤其現在是夏天
電腦要吹電扇喲 免得燒壞 像室友的顯示器慘狀(詳情請見我室友ㄉ無名)
自己倒是可以不用吹(笑
為了大自然好
加上流點汗也不錯

Blogger鎖文!!!終於會了

這是網址
http://app.piipo.com/encrypt-post/

簡單易懂
這樣blogger的好用度又提升了^^我要越加越好XD
我還想加上好看的archive月曆但是好像有點麻煩
http://abintech.twidv.com/2007/02/blogger-archive-calendar.html

不要問我msn暱稱為什麼都是亂碼

那些都不是亂碼><
想知道請去安裝MSN plus! 
真是~為何知道msn plus的人會這麼少呢??都沒人在用(不過或許真的沒什麼?我是覺得滿好玩的啦)
安慰至少facebook發燒得快一些
寒假還沒什麼人在用暑假就發威了XD